Borowitz Report

Trump Urges Spy Agencies to Lay Off Russia and Focus on Threat Posed by Actresses

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—In an emergency meeting at Trump Tower on Monday morning, President-elect Donald J. Trump urged the heads of the nation’s intelligence agencies to “stop picking on Russia” and instead focus on “the very real threat” posed by Hollywood actresses.

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