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Trump to Step Away from Making His Businesses Bankrupt to Focus on Bankrupting Country

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Wed, 30 Nov 2016 19:31:24 +0000

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—President-elect Donald J. Trump will no longer have day-to-day responsibility for driving his businesses into bankruptcy and will instead focus on bankrupting the country, one of his leading surrogates said on Wednesday.

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