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Trump Picks El Chapo to Run D.E.A.
Mon, 28 Nov 2016 13:29:01 +0000
NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—Just days after picking Betsy DeVos to run the Department of Education, President-elect Donald Trump has tapped another wealthy outsider by naming Joaquín Guzmán, known as “El Chapo,” to head the Drug Enforcement Administration.
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