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In Final Appeal to Voters, Clinton Changes Slogan to “Won’t Blow Up Planet”

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Mon, 07 Nov 2016 21:04:50 +0000

RALEIGH (The Borowitz Report)—Delivering her closing argument of the 2016 campaign, Hillary Clinton has replaced her campaign slogan, “Stronger Together,” with a new one, “Won’t Blow Up Planet.”

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