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F.B.I. Regretfully Announces That Hillary Committed No Crimes

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Sun, 06 Nov 2016 22:52:30 +0000

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—James Comey, the F.B.I. director, held a press conference on Sunday to “regretfully announce” that Hillary Clinton had committed no crimes related to her e-mails while Secretary of State.

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