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Cruz Delivers Early Concession Speech for Trump

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Tue, 08 Nov 2016 18:37:12 +0000

HOUSTON (The Borowitz Report)—Saying that it was “time to let the healing begin,” Senator Ted Cruz conceded defeat on behalf of Donald Trump in the early afternoon of Election Day.

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