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Chris Christie Arrested for Keying Trump’s Limo

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Fri, 02 Dec 2016 16:01:57 +0000

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—A once-prominent political career came to a shocking end on Friday as New Jersey Governor Chris Christie was arrested for keying the limo of President-elect Donald J. Trump.

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